Archive for February 28th, 2008
Samuel the Sniper
*******Update! The score is now 4-1 for me over Melissa in the peed on category. Sammy strikes again! *******
I don’t know if it’s a right of passage, or time honored tradition, but kids peeing on their parents is an age old occurrence. And Samuel is no exception. No head shots yet, but our little Sammy has left his mark on both Mommy and Daddy during his diaper changes. Despite our best efforts at covering him up, Sam’s timing is impeccable as he waits for the one moment of weakness in our changing routine, to strike.
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He waits for that moment when we remove the wash cloth hiding his supersoaker in check, so we can place the clean diaper… and he hits! It’s as if that half second of cool air is the trigger because he lets fly and he takes no prisoners! 
So as it stands now, after 8 days, I lead Melissa 3 to 1 for being peed on, but she leads me 1 to 0 for being pooped on. What??? She got pooped on!?!? Yes folks, it happens! Sammy doesn’t just specialize in light artillery, sometimes he feels the need to lob a mustard grenade our way just to remind us who’s boss! 
Considering a new born wets his diaper on average 8 to 10 times a day, with 5 to 7 of those containing more than just a golden tinkle, we’re doing pretty good!
