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Sammy Goes Bargain Hunting!

On a beautiful Saturday morning, around 6:30 A.M., Sam begins to stir in his play pen.  You see, we’re at my folks house and when we sleep over, Sammy-boy gets the couch.  Well, he gets the toddler equivalent anyways: the folding playpen.  He’s not crazy about it, but after an exciting night with his Nanny and Grandpa, Sam is pooped out and sleeps pretty well regardless of his sleeping quarters.  So the sun has barely crested the watery horizon when he decides that we should all wake up and start the day.  He doesn’t just start crying and yelling like any other kid. No, our Sam stands up gripping the side of the pen, which lines up to about his nose, and with a hopeful voice blurts out: “Papa?!?”  Yep, he asks for me.  A house full of people, but he asks for me. Groggy Dad, who went to bed late watching movies, has to now get up and entertain, feed and change the alarmingly full diaper of his excited, wide-awake son.  Now hearing him call my name in his clear, little voice as it cuts through the early morning quiet of the house is quite a heart warming thing to hear, it really is.  The pamper-packer just woke up and he’s asking for me.  I love it.

But I’d love it more around 7:30 or 8 o’clock! :roll:

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Sam Gets Into Summer

I want out! Take the screen off or I'll go through it!

I want out! Take the screen off or I'll go through it!

While you can’t tell by the questionable weather we’ve been having lately, the calendar says summer is only days away.  As I type this, looking out the window, sitting on the living room floor, I see nothing but gray, dreary skies and wet pavement.  This is, assuredly, a spring-time climate.  But come on already! It`s freakin` June 18th and I want some sun dammit!

Ahem… Pardon the outburst, I guess I’m vitamin D deficient.

We do get a nice day now and then. Sometimes we even get two or three nice, dry and sunny days strung together.

"I wanna touch... you!"

"I wanna touch... you!"

But that happens tops… tops once every three weeks. That is not enough! Is this global warming? Well I can’t help but feel a little disappointed if it is! ;) When that sun does shine it’s glorious beams of loving warmth, we get outdoors and have some fun!  Sam loves being outside.  He loves it so much in fact, that every evening when we arrive home after work, we unpack him out of the trunk and bring him into the house to eat supper.  As soon as we cross our front door threshold, he loses it! Big tears roll down his reddening cheeks as he throws out a finger pointing back outside and gives one of his best “feel sorry for me” frowns.  He doesn’t want to eat now, he wants to explore! Sam loves the trees and plans and flowers that make up our little yard and it’s as if he has to walk around to each one and say “Hi!”.

Oh! And I was kidding about the trunk comment, he prefers the roof a lot more… He gets a nice breeze up there.

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Angel Standing By

Regardless of how you spend time in your life, every now and then something makes you stop and reflect.  It could be a song playing on the radio, a bit of news on the television or the sound of a familiar, yet long-forgotten voice.  It may be the smell of banana bread cooking in the oven, watching kids splash in a puddle of summer rain or just hearing the wind rustle the leaves of the trees in your backyard.  Anything can trigger a memory that makes you realize just how much time has past.  How much of your life you’ve lived.  Living my life in this hi-tech, fast paced time, I cherish these moments.  I sometimes even close my eyes and concentrate to keep them alive with me a little longer.  I can almost taste Mom’s piping hot, devilishly buttered banana bread on my tongue. But not all memories are brought to the surface of my jumbled, hurried thoughts by pleasant occurrences.

This past week, a particular wisp of remembrance stuck with me. The vividness of it astounds me and the amount of detail I can remember is far greater than most of my other lifelong recollections.  Memories tend to change a bit over time as certain facts are lost, but the purpose of the moment will live on even if you are not quite sure what that purpose is… You may not remember exactly what she was wearing, but you know she looked beautiful…

So,  here now I’d like to share a memory with you…

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Sam Vs Scotch Tape

Well, there’s not much to say on this one. Sam was rooting around our kitchen junk drawer, under our supervision of course, and he fished out the scotch tape. He seemed overly curious about this little plastic item above all the other crap in that drawer, so I cut him off a piece and stuck it on his finger. This video chronicles his struggles to free himself of this sticky finger trap! That junk drawer is kind of like opening Pandora’s box… ;) At one point, after giving up trying to wave the thing off, he tries to stick it on his diaper bag! Sneaky (but smart) freakin’ kid! :)

Play safe with the scotch tape folks!

May Photo Round up!

Wow…. May just flew right by!  It’s one of our busiest months of the year due to a bunch of birthdays and all the nice weather.  Nice weather means outdoor chores! Being outdoors means not being indoors… where the computer is… from which I can post. :roll: So, yeah, May was a slow month posting-wise, but I’m looking forward to rebounding strong in June! Sam’s second summer is looking to be way better than his first. This is true mainly due to the fact that this year, Sam can actually move on his own. No longer is he a bump in a log, no sir! This summer, he’s and explorer and a discoverer with limitless curiosity.  Naturally, we can’t wait to do all kind of summertime activities with the little guy like bungee jumping and spelunking… But until all that “perfectly safe for a toddler” fun starts, here’s a quick batch of pics taken in May that I’ve not posted before.  Just a bunch of little ditties that I could not squeeze  into a post.

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Sam the Working Man

A few days ago, we were over at the in-laws helping them out with a little landscaping.  I absolutely love this kind of work.  Good manual labor to keep the mind sane, cause staring at pixels all day will make you lose your mind.  While I tend to enjoy the more physical part of any outdoor job all the whilst getting my hands roughed up and dirty; Melissa prefers the gentile touch of a flowers petal on her hands and loves the aesthetic aspect of working outside.  Now that was putting it politely folks.  What it really boils down to is her telling me where to put the rock and where to dump the earth, so she can toil away with the flowers and make things pretty. But we are both happy in our roles, don’t get me wrong… It’s Sam that has managed to throw a little monkey-wrench into our outdoor proceedings.

Now that Sam is walking around like no one’s business, he sees fit to oversee any and all adult activity happening at anytime, anywhere.  Thus, as we are busily working on his grandparents property, Sam pops over here to point and throw a little rock. Then, he shuffles over there to grab a stray gardening glove, only to walk back over here to place the glove in the hole I just dug, hoping to watch me bury it… So I do. ;) Bah! If you saw the glove, you’d bury it too! Grandma’s got enough of them anyways!  Then you hit this quiet patch where Sam hasn’t come by in the past three minutes, and you know something is up.  Sure enough, he’s usually keeping himself busy by destroying flowers or picking up a stray item here and there: like the garden hose.

Now, while having a little foreman running around while we try to get some work done sounds like a cutesy thing; it’s not.  Not only is he slowing down the work, because I can’t help but play with him when he comes waddling around, but he might get hurt around all the hoes… Ummm, gardening hoes. So, what better way to keep him occupied than putting the kid to work? Hell, he’s the youngest amongst us; he’s got a good back, endless energy and a basic understanding that he shouldn’t eat dirt. I say put him in the fields! Let him earn his keep! He’s been living free of charge with us for what… 14? 15 months? The free ride is over kiddo!

Click here to see what kind of work we put Sam up to!

Sam Vs the Spaghetti Monster!

Sometimes kids get into messes on their own. Heck, even adults do that now and again, like me stepping barefoot in a full paint tray. Yeah, one of my brightest moments. But there are occasions when, oh I don`t know, Mom is feeling good and a little mischievous so she decide to have some fun by letting Sam have a little fun. Now before the ladies start “circlin’ them wagons” against me, saying that I’m blaming Melissa for what happened… Well, I’m not. If you’ve read this blog for a bit, you’re well aware of my penchant for having fun with Sam in all kinds of ways. Yes, they’re all legal and no toddlers are ever harmed in one of my little stunts! ;)

Now, on this particular day, we were looking for something to feed Sam, and we had several choices. But Mom thought that Sam should try something new, which I am always up for. It had been a little while since he had done that, so we figured a little, fun experimentation was in order. Combing through the fridge, Melissa pops up with some spaghetti in tomato sauce. Hence me talking about “messes” earlier…

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Yeah… He looks absolutely thrilled to have discovered spaghetti sauce don’t he?  You see, a good portion of Sammy-boy’s previous diet had been relatively sauce free. So the odd, mid-meal eye rub and head scratch generally went unnoticed.  With tomato sauce , however, Sam’s face became a canvas and his hands were the brushes :shock: At one point, he didn’t like the stickiness on his face and he began some hardcore eye rubbing.

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You’re all smart people. You understand that tomato sauce in the eye is an immediate and effective sedative, which completely renders children into a calm, peaceful state.

Holy Sh*t did he scream!

With kids, things rarely work out the way you plan them. Melissa thought a nice, quiet, family spaghetti dinner would be great for Sam, and it was… until we were picking parsley out of his tear ducts!  We cleaned Sam up and gave him some plain noodles to finish up the meal. The second time we fed him tomato sauce was better as he kept his hands on his plate or in his mouth.  Kid learns quick!

But then again, I guess a little pesto in the peepers will do that!

Buon appetito!

P.S. Sam has since forgiven his mommy and is now talking to her again ;)

Sam is Walking!

Yes folks, it’s true.  Sammy has now upgraded his means of travel from the fast crawl to the slow walk! It was a gradual process, starting out with a couple hesitant steps and quite a few more falls on his pampered bum. But persistence pays off, as Melissa and I are now required to up our security measures as well!  And since those initial few steps, Sam has kicked it into high gear, getting to speeds of almost 4 feet per second!

Lightning!

We had security gates and door locks already installed, but now we just have to watch him because he’s a tornado of exploratory destruction! He’s constantly attracted to anything he hasn’t touched in the last 10 minutes… Think about that folks.  Melissa and I now refer to it as extreme babysitting.  The constant hits, smacks, obstacle course-like dodging of toys on the floor and the ducking of flying sheep, has made us into rugged, fit and tone-bodied parents. Richard Simmons would be pleased. But all that crazy parental survival has taken it’s toll… We now go to bed before 10 pm on most nights! Which sounds bad, but it sure does help with those 6 am wake-ups! Yep, every day of the week. That’s fine for the work week, but on the freakin’ weekend?! Come on!

Note to self: teach Sam the meaning of weekends.

Check out this little montage of Sammy’s walking evolution, and now that while it may be cute, it’s caused us a world of pain! ;)

Seeing Sam walk is a surreal experience.  It’s as thought he grew up in one fell swoop. Kind of makes him look like a little man. No longer a baby. Actually, he looks like a little old man when he shuffles around the floor, shoulders hunched to keep his balance. Especially when he uses his little “walker”. That green thing with wheel in the video. :) It’s another big step (pun!  I hate puns) in his growing up, which is great to see, but brings with it fond memories of seeing him crawl for the first time.

Sam has been walking for a while now eventhough I am only posting about it know.  But iur Sammy-boy has been doing the one-two shuffle since he was a few days over a year old… Way back in early March! Yeah, yeah I know… I’m behind in sharing the news. :roll:

Take care and keep putting one foot in front of the other!

Sammy Eats it All… Except Broccoli!

Sam loves food.  Melissa and I love food, so I guess Sam picked that up from us. Now I know all babies love food. It’s one of the three main activities they can do: eat, sleep and sh*t.  But Sammy-boy takes it to another level.  This kid shovels folks, he doesn’t eat. Daintiness is a lesson lost on this guy when the chow lands on his plate.  Grabbed by the handfuls and pulled into his semi-toothed maw, Sam consumes with a fury not known to nature.  He claims every last bit of sauce, food particle or crumb on his fingers.  Sam even goes as far as getting all four fingers in his mouth to ensure that no survivors remain.  This kids an athlete. He could go pro next year.

But the thing that makes us laugh is that during the whole “eating us out of house and home” thing, he talks. He just goes on and on blabbing until he’s done eating. This can stretch up to an hour! Between every chew, before and after every breath, he just has to make a noise cause he’s so happy to be eating.

Just to sum up: he won’t shut up.

It’s not pretty to watch sometimes, but man is he passionate about his food! It’s a good thing Mom is a great cook… and Dad’s not too shabby either!

Just check out the video below instead, and watch Sam at his dining finest!

Take care and eat well!

April Photo Round Up!

It’s been a little while since my last post but I’ve been having some trouble with my hosting service which, thankfully, seems to be over! So let the posting begin anew!

Time flies as we are already well into the month of May! It made me realize that summer is right around the corner and having some great weather these last couple days sure makes one day dream. But before we completely give ourselves into the fine times of Spring, here’s a little glance back at some pictures taken from the month of April. Now I’m not just rehasing stuff you’ve seen.  Most of these are just pics taken here and there that don’t necessarily add up or inspire a post. Take a look: